Total Medals Earned: 1,315 (From 183 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,550 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/85 points)
Complete the first level.
Complete the second level.
Complete the game.
Complete the third level.
Complete the fourth level.
Complete the final level.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/485 points)
Complete Airborne tactics
Complete Basic Tactics
Complete Defence Tactics
Complete Air Defence
Complete Fast Decision
Complete First Encounter
Complete Retreat
Complete Sharp Assault
Complete Air Domination
Complete Breath of Air
Complete Crossfire
Complete Desert Rush
Complete Desert Town
Complete Duel
Complete Hard Road
Complete Infiltration
Complete Oasis
Complete Bloody Canyon
Complete the Only Chance
Complete Break Point
Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)
The Hatter seems Madder.
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/190 points)
Digging in the dirt!
Smarty
Very brave!
Get rid of the ghost!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/125 points)
Beat level 10
Get 30 stars
Beat level 20
Beat level 30
Get 60 stars
Get 90 stars
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/780 points)
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Xavi stage
win Pique stage
win Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
